#there's also the aspect of dirkjake with dirk not being over jake and projecting unto john but then just being wrong because. john is

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i like dirkjohn bc it's supremely hilarious to me that egbert who is the embodiment of not being affected gets imprinted on by this mental illness incarnate needs constant attention or he'll khs and now they just have this hilarious ass relationship. They're not lovers they're something worse. It's like the Dave and John texts but it's being read like a hannibal interrogation. Dirk will say the most unhinged shit ever and John will just deadpan him with the "uh huh let's watch jurassic park again." John is the perfect foil to Dirk in a buddy comedy movie way